Reluctant participants… Grand prizes!!
This section immortalizes winners of contests I hold on this page.
1) rape whistle
2) Butter finger
3) 3 pixie sticks
4) season 1 box set of golden globe and oscar nominated (maybe not) 90’s hit cartoon series “Darkwing Duck”.
5) single use travel sized lubricant pack (from 2004 ‘the girl next door’ promo item)
6) pack of kleenex
7) minature trophy
8) Fun Dips: the powdery sugar fuel of my generation
Update: since winning the contest, Marc has enjoyed many episodes of darkwing duck along with a handful of rape-free afternoons.